I think every parent has a funny story about their child mispronouncing a word when they were learning to talk, or can even recall some zingers when their preschooler was first learning to rhyme words. I have always found the stories entertaining and even cute sometimes. As a parent, you just hope your child never does the sing-song rhyming that is innocently trailed with lots of bad words. However, it's bound to happen...you just hope it's not a REALLY bad, bad word. Well, it happened to me yesterday....and it was a REALLY bad word in my book. I was cleaning up outside while the kids were playing in the front yard. It was a beautiful day and some of our neighbors were out enjoying the weather as well (yep, we had an audience for our rhyming mishap...even better). I said, "I need a bucket" as I walked by E. Well, guess what rhymes with "bucket"? As I passed E, he said, with his unusually loud voice, "You need a bucket and I need a _ucket." I was shocked...one because I don't hear this word on a regular basis, or ever, and two, I couldn't believe it was coming out of MY child's mouth. I said, "what?" which is the dumbest thing I've done lately. I was so shocked I wasn't thinking 'don't ask "what?" because he will repeat it!!' Duh! Sure enough he repeated it and then broke out the sing-song rhyming, "you need a bucket and I need a _ucket...." again and again. My mind was racing...do you react and say, "NEVER SAY THAT WORD AGAIN!", or do you ignore it, or do you calmly explain that is a bad word and hope they don't ask what it means? Given my neighbors were outside and within earshot of my child's rhyming song that seemed to never end, I chose to calmly say, "Please don't say that word because it's not very nice." Of course, he then asked what it meant. I love that E questions everything and I think it's a great quality, but I was really hoping not to go there. I just replied it was a mean word and I am hoping like crazy it never comes out of his mouth again. I feel like I need to go explain to my neighbors that I don't teach my kids potty words, especially to the neighbor who has never had kids. Time will tell. If the neighborhood kids are not allowed to come to our house again...I'll know why.